Top Ten Things to Do in Provincetown When it Rains

1. Get a Brazilian bikini wax
2. Eat! Eat! Eat!
   
3. Shopping--you can never have enough spandex and Lycra
4. Work on that drinking problem you've been neglecting lately
5. "Massage while you're in town?"
6. Show Tune Karaoke
7. Masturbate
8. Get temporary henna tattoo with the name of last night's trick.
9. Try to ascertain the name of last night's trick.
10. Watch daytime talk shows; question the meaning of life and fall into an existential depression.